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Forget E Bay - try your crash helmet on properly we
are cheaper and will give you the service you require
iF YOU ARE A TEENAGER AND ONLY TALK IN GRUNTS PLEASE BRING A PARENT WITH YOU.
OR SOME ONE WHO CAN INTERPRETATE your language

LAZER HELMETS
YOU WILL NOT GET ANYTHING BETTER QUALITY OR A BETTER PRICE

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ALL SIZES
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The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff
watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in
front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse,
lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine.He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed
towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on, Mister..." "Sheriff?" "Did I just
see what I think I just saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..." "And that cures them?" "Nope,
but it keeps me from lickin' em."
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her,
"What's the special of the day Chilli," she says,"but
the biker next to you got the last bowl."
The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it.
As he waited, he noticed the biker next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten." Are
you going to eat your chilli?" he asked."
No, help yourself," replied the biker.
The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli.
When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked
the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl.
The Biker sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."
Crash helmets
We have 100's of crash helmets in stock to fit all sizes and ages. Road, motocross, trials, scooter
and children’s AGV, Lazer, Find the helmet that is right for you with Phil’s help.
CLOTHING
Our clothing is without a doubt the best quality for the lowest price.
We sell leathers, the warmest man/made protective suits. Boots for young and old, knee sliders, gloves with inner thermal
liners, face protectors, goggles, neck warmers. The price will reflect that we have no high street facilities. Therefore you
are not paying for fancy changing cubicles or for sales pitch. What you see at Woosters is what you get. Good quality
at the right price. Without the packaging that costs a fortune. Yes - you may have a little dust, but you will
also get the expertise and advice when dealing with our company and the price will be the one you can afford.
Do you need Oil? Bike Cleaner that will not damage the paintwork,
polish, stickers, bike covers, steering dampers, grips, tank pads, brake pads, spark plugs, security devices, cargo nets,
body armour, clip ons, ignitions, forks, handle bars shocks, pegs, etc, etc…
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